Retro Games, But Something Is Very Wrong

I made retro games look wrong on purpose. I regret nothing, except several things. Everything really...

THIS HANDHELD is the RG476H:
- BUY FROM LITNXT: https://www.litnxt.com/products/litnxt-anbernic-rg476h-android-retro-handheld-game-console?ref=9wwsczy2
- AMAZON: https://amzn.to/4e8WvT4
- REVIEW: https://youtu.be/oDkhJzFudE8

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🧙‍♂️ TECHDWEEB // LVL 99 WRONG GUY
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You are now under the protection of the Dweeb Ward. Take this root beer for your journey, and proceed with caution and lusty menu music.

༺ SOCIAL LINKS ༻
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༺ SHOP HERE TO SUPPORT MY WORK (please?) ༻
Acquire dusty relics and trinkets via my unassuming storefront:
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༺ MY GEAR ༻
The fabled tools of my daily grind:
📸 Camera ................. https://amzn.to/3CJVaDh
🎙️ Microphone ........... https://amzn.to/3P0Ls5T
⌨️ Keyboard .............. https://amzn.to/3OhKIpt
💻 Mini PC ................. https://amzn.to/45HhpWV
🖥️ Monitor ................. https://amzn.to/3S0LSqm
🎮 PC Controller ........ https://amzn.to/4ecPQGS
🕹️ Retro Controller .... https://amzn.to/4ecPQGS
📟 Retro Handheld .... https://bit.ly/MMPlusLITNXT

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Trade tales, share scrolls, and be weird with fellow adventurers.

༺ CHAPTERS ༻
00:00 Wrong unnatural confusing abominations incoming
00:31 Pretending is fun
02:31 What you need
03:48 How to do it
06:32 More subtle classy colours
07:59 It feels like a VCR
09:15 Turn handheld games into console games
10:47 Console games as handheld games
11:40 Cartoony effects
12:58 Make it look like it's running on an old computer... mode
15:01 Wrap up